My elbows are double-jointed. I can pop them backwards and it freakin' freakity-freaks people out. I love doing that.
I make the best chocolate chip cookies in the world. Seriously. The best. Award-winning, even. Blue ribbon.
I like that scritchy-scratchy sound that men make when they scratch their stubbly chins. Not so much on women.
My favorite foo-foo drink is the chocolate martini. Tastes like candy, feels like a smack upside the head with a snow shovel. In a good way.
I can recite entire scenes from "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid." Just my favorite movie, ever.
I was once told by Bruce Jenner, the 1976 Olympic champion with the scary facelift, to shut up. No, I replied, YOU shut up. Okay, I didn't really. But I was thinking it.
My idea of hurl on earth? Eating beets while watching a Nicholas Cage movie.
And last but not least?
I've been declared an honorary Jew. L'Chaim!